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Talking Bubble Heads

August 18, 2020

I try to stay well informed, spending much of my day reading articles, opinion pieces, and the like, made possible by Bloomberg, the internet, and cable. However, this week I was again reminded that I know nothing about what is going to happen in the future. Literally.

I was watching one of those "talking heads" on a financial channel (both shall go unnamed) and I realized that the commentator was probably in their early 30s. That would mean that they were around 18-20 years old during the last financial crisis in 2008, and probably in kindergarten in 1998 when we had a massive stock market crash. That did not make me think they were not smart—or even super intelligent. Most of the younger people we hire these days are way smarter than me; but it does mean that they have never really experienced a market crisis before, at least not while living in the "real world."

Think back to the days when Bear Stearns failed. Remember Jim Cramer's "They know nothing" rant on CNBC? If not, you must watch this video. The really good stuff starts around the 2:00 minute mark.

I remember it vividly because Bear Stearns was trading around $110/share. It would not be long before Bear Stearns was gone. Zeroed out. One of the great American investment banks—totally obliterated by sub-prime mortgages. Talking heads in those days, perhaps except those portrayed in "The Big Short," had no idea what was about to happen. By the way, that movie is also worth watching, but probably not with your kids in the room.

The invincibility of youth is nothing new. Aristotle described it in hissecond book of Rhetoric:

"The young have strong but changeable passions. They are quick-tempered and lacking in self-control, and this makes them all the more likely to yield to their passions. They are eager for superiority and easily feel slighted. They love honor and victory more than money, and would rather do noble deeds than useful ones. As the greater part of their life lies before them, they live more in expectation than in memory; and as they are lacking in experience, they have exalted notions and tend to see the good rather than the bad."

As I sat watching the newscaster confidently telling me what was going to happen over the next several months in the markets and with rates, I realized how unsupportable that confidence was. Yes, I am sure that the research was being done—I could see the graphs and the analysis. It was well-thought-out and well-articulated. For me, it wasn't a question of intelligence or intent but rather a reminder that overconfidence is always resurfacing. We often can't even imagine the possible scenarios, let alone actually give them consideration. How about a simple and telling example? My son is a teacher. He started just last year, and many of you will know that one's first year of teaching is tough. You have to build up all of your lesson plans from nothing, get used to a hectic schedule, and by the way, teach. He happens to teach high school and we all know that sometimes high schoolers can be a handful. So, he made it through his first year, great, and then- COVID. The school is planning on opening and he now needs to teach those same students wearing a facemask and making sure they are all socially distanced. To make matters worse (if possible), since some of the students will be virtual, he will have to wear blue tooth headphones while live streaming, in case someone remote has a question. Now, please tell me if anyone knew this would be happening back in, say, January. Anyone?

A quote I often rely upon in educating is from the ancient Chinese philosopher Lao Tzu who said, "Those who have knowledge don't predict, and those who predict don't have knowledge." I find it profound and I find it liberating. Those of us in the finance industry are constantly being asked to make prognostications, predictions, and previews. It is wonderful to just respond with "I don't know." Try it. Trust me, you make get strange looks, but you will feel better in the trade.

So, does anyone know?

If you listened to the linked Cramer video (hopefully you did), you probably noticed that the very people he is yelling about are some of the most informed people in the world. Not one of them knew the future in 2007—and neither do you today, and neither do I.

We have never seen a situation in the financial markets like we are experiencing right now. Maybe nobody ever has, anywhere. Yields are basically at 0-0.5% in many or all investible assets. Most of Europe's sovereign debt is trading at negative yields. The stock market is approaching all-time highs, unemployment is swinging wildly, and it seems like the consumer is buying like crazy. According to several real-estate firms, homes are going like wildfire as families flee big-city chaos for suburban calm and a home office.

Banks have unwieldy cash balances due to the surge deposits they received via the PPP program. I, for one, have noticed that while I am receiving a luxurious 0.01% rate on my deposits, I am also now paying a maintenance fee on my checking account. To make things even more volatile, commodity prices are starting to rise. To me, this is an ugly combination of a weakening dollar and increased demand in the face of suppressed supply.

I would also invite your attention to a wave of new SPACs. What is a SPAC, you may ask? These Special Purchase Acquisition Companies raise money through IPOs for the purpose of acquiring other unspecified companies. They don't have to have any real plan or designated target. All they are required to do is spend your money on acquisitions within two years, or return it. Since they are taking a fee on your funds, do you think they will return your money? Don't be silly. They'll buy something.

It sounds like a similar situation back in 1722. You've probably heard of the East India Company, one of the greatest monopolies ever established. Chartered by the English government around 1697, it was given an absolute monopoly on all trade with the East Indies, most importantly with the Indian subcontinent. It was extremely successful for nearly 150 years. But what almost put it out of business in 1722 was the eighteenth-century equivalent of today's SPACs: a venture called the South Sea Company. The South Sea company was supposed to be the "next East India Company." Unpleasantly, they planned to deal in slaves and other very unsavory transport throughout South America and beyond. Since the South Sea Company was also granted a monopoly, speculation ran rampant. In fact, one of the supposed great benefits of owning East India Company stock was rights to buy South Sea Company stock! Crony capitalism at its best, right? Unfortunately for them, many of the other stockholders found out it wasn't all it was cracked up to be. However, in the short term, the establishment of this new company set off rampant speculation all across England.

As Historic UK reports:

"Shares immediately rose to 10 times their value, speculation ran wild and all sorts of companies, some lunatic, some fraudulent or just optimistic were launched.

For example; one company floated was to buy the Irish Bogs, another to manufacture a gun to fire square cannon balls and the most ludicrous of all "For carrying-on an undertaking of great advantage but no-one to know what it is!!" Unbelievably £2000 was invested in this one!

The country went wild, stocks increased in all these and other 'dodgy' schemes, and huge fortunes were made.

Then the 'bubble' in London burst!"

Check out this chart:

When you see things like this, it makes you realize that we are not the first group of humans to face a bubble or unusual circumstance. It has happened before, and it will happen again. I don't know if we are in a bubble today or not, but I do know that if we are, there will be no shortage of those who are confident that we aren't—right up until POP!

By the way, did I mention we have a Presidential election in three months?

You have to be looking both ways to survive. Rates may rise and rates may fall. The economy may expand or burst. None of us know the future.

Final, final thought: Chicken Tikka-Masala is a delicious dinner option.

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